Meet Flora, painted in 1482. She is one of seven mythological figures in Sandro Botticelli’s masterpiece Primavera, also known as Allegory of Spring.
I think Flora is high, which makes her the perfect hottie to feature on Happy Weed Day.
You know how stoned people look stupidly happy? That’s what I think is happening with Flora. She’s been cultivating those flowers all over her head into Tuscan weed.
When I look at Flora I think of Flower Children in the 1960s. Hippies thought they were cool. And so original! But Flora had them beat by more than 500 years.